Roseanne, You Need To Take A Seat...Many Seats!

Oooooh, Lawd! Lawd! Lawd! Lawd! Roseanne, you have frayed all my nerves! You really need to *take a damb seat*. I'm serious! Sit yo trifilin ass down and delete your damn Twitter! I mean eviscerate it!


You ouchea in these Twitter streets just spitball clusters of fuckery and wads of dumbassery throwing them against the wall hoping they stick. Heffa, don't you know shit isn't going to stick especially your slimy rancid putrid hate mongering ish! It does what you should do, slide away.


I almost spit my coffee out this morning when I read you actually tweeted your racist tweet about Valerie Jarrett wasn't racist; it was, in fact, a condemnation of anti-semitism. 😐😐😐 Say, what?! And, then your ignorant ass attempted (miserably, may I add) to justify your most recent justification by saying your "Planet of the Apes" reference was indeed a condemnation because the original screenplay writer, Rod Serling, wrote Planet of The Apes as a movie decrying anti-Semitism. 😐


I'm going to attempt to be tactful with you because obviously you're mentally ill. *Sigh* That is the most bullshit in one tweet I've ever read! And, that is saying a helluva lot considering your buddy, Donald Trump, is an avid Twitter user and tweets vapid bullshit literally every single day.


Rosie, you are mentally ill, right? Otherwise, the only other logical explanation would be that you're certifiably hopelessly effin stupid! Why are you tweeting? I thought you were giving up the Twitter? Uh, you should!


I'm going to break it down for you why I and nobody with an IQ higher than 10 believes you. I know you said all of us "low IQ" people (nice thieving of a reference from #CheetoJesus, who is the personification of low IQ) don't have to believe you. We don't because we're not low IQ nor do we sip the orange kool-aid you do. First, after apologizing in an effort to save your show, you said on Twitter you thought Ms. Jarrett was "Saudi". I don't need to pull that receipt do I? Didn't think so. Well, after the #clapbacks exposing that as horseshit you then said you thought she was "White". Child, puhhhleeeeze! Even the spirit of Robert E. Lee was side-eying yo ass. 😒 Then, you threw out some pure uncut fuckery about you thought Ms. Jarrett was "half-Jew". Hell, even your alt-right defenders on social media was like, "What did this bish say?!" 😳 But, my personal fav was the "I was on Ambien" defense. No, don't blame it on the rain nor the a-a-a-alcohol but blame it on a med for sleeping. I didn't know a side effect of Ambien was random racism. Oh, Honey, you were reaching for the stars with that one. "My Twitter was hacked" thought that shit was weak, wack and grasping for straws with C-Lo Green's arms. Gurrrl, you couldn't come up with something...anything better than that? Really? That's sad...Pathetic actually.


Look, I am just going to keep it real with you. We've all (like all decent, non-racist, non-bigoted, and not trifilin as hell people) been talking and we think it's time you get the hell on! Like gon now! Get'cha ass movin! Delete your Twitter! Maybe Milo Yianopolous or James Woods will take you in. Perhaps, Stacey Dash will give you room and board as her way of helping wayward racists. Hell, maybe Alex Jones will decide he needs a sidekick who's even batshit crazier than he is. If nothing else I'm sure Scott Baio is always down for a wet nurse.


But, whatever you do, go away. I don't care if you go away mad, as long as you just go away! Stop giving lame ass excuses for your racist tweet which was just another tweet in a pattern of racist, conspiratorial, tacky and really just insane thing you've said and done over the years. We put up with it because your sitcom was funny. It was one of the best ever truthfully. But, you, sista girl are really not a good human being. You weren't when you grabbed your crotch during the national anthem back in the early 90s and you're not now. I don't care what sweet nothings Sean Hannity and #Cheets whisper in your ears.


Roseanne, I mean this. I'd rather be trapped in a room forced to stare at Kellyanne Conway and Steve Bannon and listen to Sarah Huckabee Sanders on a loop for 72 hours straight than read one more tweet or hear one more lie from you.


And, let's be honest, if people in this country don't wake up that'll probably be the punishment Comrade Tiny Hands gives me for constantly calling him #CheetoJesus.


Roseanne......#GurlBye